The Perfect Diary is a week-to-an-opening diary which features one wonderful work each week, these are what’s on offer this month. Below them is a list of events, current and historical for each day of the year.
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26 February
to
4 March

The fault is great in man or woman Who steals a goose from off a common; But what can plead that manÕs excuse Who steals a common from a goose?
Anon 1821.

ItÕs time to take back the commons.
Maude Barlow, 2000.

5 March
to
11 March
You can't follow me. I don't know where I'm going, for one thing. And number two, I'm gone by the time you get there. Timothy Leary

If you think that love has passed you by

I saw a rainbow today, a perfect hoop of colour in a grey day.
Above it and its cloudy background, the sky blazed with blue.
I looked around me but there was no one to tell,
no one to point and stare with, no oneÕs hand to reach for,
no quick exchange of smiles and glances.
And I hope you donÕt mind me being sentimental here.
It was windy and cold and looked like it would rain again. Soon.
So I went back to the office and
ate my lunch and answered the phone
and thought of other things.

As I crossed the park in the afternoon, the
damp grass sparkled dimly and the ground
was wet underfoot. Under a bad weather sky
the daylight was like [burnished/polished -
optional adjective for rhythm as necessary] steel.
A way off in the distance my eye
caught and snagged on someoneÕs red woollen coat.
The temperature rose by several degrees.
But it was no one I knew, just
another stranger.

IÕm thinking of starting either a club
or a new religion.
Raise your hand
If you think that love has passed you by.
Raise your hand
Form a queue to the left
Sign here
If you think that love has passed you by.

ItÕs not that I want some exceptional
passion; something nice and comforting
and warm would do.
Someone. I mean someone, not something. SomeOne. SomeOne.

IÕm getting older every day and there’s
no one I can complain to except my mother.
And I love my mother, but itÕs not the same.

IÕm thinking of starting either a club
or a new religion.
Raise your hand
Form a queue to the left
Sign here
If you think that love has passed you by.

 

Michele Morgan

Bertha Tweem

12 March
to
18 March
The Age, on ŅCanberaÓ, 1913. Of the site: ŅAt present it is overrun with rabbits, which bobbed up every hundred yards. It is neither flat nor mountainous, neither astonishingly fertile nor particularly barren.Ó
19 March
to
25 March

IÕve been chasing fame since I was 17, but as soon as I had a tiny mouthful, I knew it wasnÕt going to hit the spot. Geri Halliwell

without need for sleep or reason

I remember when Kennedy landed on the moon
wearing bright purple tights and touching down like
some ballet leap frog, floating down petal of a sprig
of a rose. And the family,

                                 I remember, sat huddled round the tube
of toothpaste he used and tried not to confine or confide too
much in any of us ourselves but just do a lot of watching
and waiting and smiling in white disbelieving nuggets
of certainty.

                     And I remember when Kennedy won the world
series with two games down the front of his pants
and how he just reached right in without batting
an eye, and a scratch and a tug of crotch field later
it was there, all shiny and sweating, the salvation
of the season. And of course

                                               there was the unforgettable
Kennedy shooting of Marilyn Monroe in the head right
between the hearts with lots of sugar thin wallpaper type of
notions that no one but a dog could smell it was so high
pitched even all the reporters treated it like it was just
another invasion. And

                                        I remember how when Kennedy
finally invented a cure for cancer all the little children
jumped right out of their graves, pulled all the branches off
the trees, and wove them into a forest and danced without
need for sleep or reason

 

Philip Norton

Kelly Ashby

26 March
to
1 April
The old people are thinking back to the 1930s when their water holes and flour were poisoned and poisoned meat was left out for them.
Vince Forrest, General Secretary of The Australian Aboriginal Congress
2 April
to
8 April
Q: If you could live forever, would you and why?
A: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever we would, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Miss Alabama, 1994

 

Gina Mercer

Barbara Licha - Expectations

Festivals and events in Australia this month
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1 March Australian Festival for Young People, Elder Park, Adelaide, SA. Canberra's Season of Festivals, Canberra. Surfest, Newcastle Beach, Newcastle, NSW. South Australian Wooden Boat Festival, Goolwa, SA. Dalby Cotton Week, QLD. Feast of Matronalia, Ancient Rome. Frederic Chopin born, 1810.
2 March New South Wales Junior Surf Life Saving Championships, South Maroubra Beach, Sydney. Exhibitions: Polly BorlandÕs Australians - Pictures of Leading Australians in Britain - and Walter BarnettÕs early 20th century portrait photographs, National Portrait Gallery, Canberra, until 13 May. Bothwell International Spin-In, Bothwell District High School, TAS (Spinning Festival - including The Longest Thread Competition). Ballarat Begonia Festival, VIC. PeasantsÕ Day, Myanmar.
3 March Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade. GirlsÕ Day Doll Festival, Cowra, NSW. Tesselaar's GardenersÕ Weekend, Silvan, VIC. Yarra Valley Grape Grazing, VIC. Doll Festival, Japan. Palmerston is renamed ŅDarwinÓ, 1911. Driving test introduced for bicycle riders, Munich, 1895.
4 March Clean Up Australia Day. Canberra National Multicultural Festival. Mildura Wentworth Arts Festival, Mildura and Wentworth, VIC. Thirlmere Steam Festival, NSW. Glebe Park Children's Festival, Canberra.
5 March Labour Day, WA. Nyepi (Hindu Holiday), Indonesia. Kyongchip (Excited Insect Day), Korea. Australia's first newspaper, The Sydney Gazette and New South Wales Advertiser, published, 1803.
6 March Id-al-Adha, Indonesia. Hari Royal Haji, Malaysia.
7 March The Grand Mayoral Myrtle Thrash, Bluebottle Beach, NSW.
8 March Melbourne Moomba Festival, (the first Moomba Festival was held in 1955, 29,000 attended). New South Wales Surf Life Saving Championships South Maroubra Beach, Sydney, NSW. International WomenÕs Day. Green Monday, Cyprus. BirdÕs Eye frozen peas sold in Springfield, USA, 1930. The Ariel League of Australia awards Harry Houdini (neˇ Ehrich Weiss) for making the first controlled, powered flight in Australia at DiggersÕ Rest, VIC, 1910.
9 March Port Fairy Folk Festival, Port Fairy, VIC. Sax in The City, Goulburn, NSW. Monet and Japan Exhibition starts, National Gallery of Australia, Canberra. National Multicultural Film Festival, Canberra. Blacktown Show, NSW.
10 March Gippsland Harvest Festival, Powerscourt Country Homestead, Maffra, VIC. Autumn Flower Show, Albert Hall, ACT. Moe Jazz Festival, Moe, VIC. Goulburn Rose Festival, Goulburn Soldiers Club, Market St, NSW. Red Gum Clydesdale Festival, Swan Hill, VIC. Tibet Day.
11 March London to Sydney Air Race, NSW. The Lake Bicycle Challenge, Speers Point Park, Lake Macquarie, NSW. Taste of the Huon, Huon Valley, TAS.
12 March Labour Day, VIC. Eight Hours Day, TAS. Anniversary Day, Taranaki, NZ. MoshoeshoeÕs Day, Lesotho. Tree Planting Day, China. Foundation stone for Canberra is laid, 1913.
13 March Las Fallas, Valencia (parade your ninots). To the amusement of schoolchildren worldwide, British astronomer William Herschel discovers Uranus, 1781.
14 March Mamuralia, Ancient Rome (punish a scapegoat). Johann Baptist Strauss, Ņthe Waltz KingÓ, born, 1825.
15 March John OÕBrien Bush Festival, Narrandera, NSW. Eid Al Dha. The Ides of March. National Day, Hungary. Tagata Honen-Sai (Phallus Festival), Japan. Jesse Reno patents the escalator, 1892. Japanese planes attack Darwin, 1943.
16 March Word Festival, Canberra. Piners Festival (woodchopping), Strahan, TAS. Lucindale South East Field Days, Lucindale Township, SA. EXIT BURBAGE, 1619.
17 March Goulburn Show, Goulburn Showgrounds, NSW. Rottnest Festival, Rottnest Island, WA. St PatrickÕs Day. Liberalia, Ancient Rome. Full Moon of Tabaung, Myanmar. Noah, and some other creatures, go into their Ark.
18 March Port Stephens Jazz at the Winery, Port Stephens, NSW. OilÕs Day, Iran. SheelaÕs Day, Ireland.
19 March Canberra Day, ACT. Anniversary Day, Otago, NZ. Adelaide International Kite Festival, Semaphore Beach, Adelaide. The Melbourne Fashion Festival. Swallows return to Capistrano, USA. Our Friends The Hayseeds, AustraliaÕs first comedy feature, is released in Sydney, 1917. The Sydney Harbour Bridge is opened (twice), 1932.
20 March Autumn Equinox, 11.31 pm EST. Independence Day, Tunisia. Henrik Johan Ibsen is born, 1828. Alan Bond gets out of jail, having spent one day there for every million dollars he stole. As he leaves, lightning strikes the building, injuring several other prisoners. ŅItÕs been an ordeal, thereÕs no point saying it hasnÕt,Ó he says.
21 March New YearÕs Day, Afghanistan and Iran. Tree Planting Day, Lesotho. Bob Hawke weeps on television, 1989. Johann Sebastian Bach is born, 1685.
22 March Farm World, Lardner Park, Warragul, VIC. Canberra District Vintage Festival, vineyards in the Canberra region, ACT. Ballan Autumn Festival, Ballarat, VIC. Emancipation of the Slaves Day, Puerto Rico.
23 March Castlemaine State Arts Festival, Castlemaine region, VIC. Fringe Festival, Mount Alexander, VIC. A street in the south of Madrid is named "AC/DC Street" ("Calle de AC/DC") in honour of the band, 2000.
24 March Booleroo Steam and Traction Rally, Town Oval, Booleroo Centre, SA. Bluebottle Beach Beard Festival, NSW.
25 March Independence Day, Greece. Waffle Day (Vafferdagen), Sweden - originally Our Lady Day (Varfrudagan).
26 March Independence Day, Bangladesh. Prince Kuhio Day, Hawaii. Muharram, Indonesia.
27 March Resistance Day, Myanmar.
28 March Australian Surf Lifesaving Championships Kurrawa Beach, Gold Coast, QLD. TeachersÕ Day, Czechoslovakia. Three Mile Island nuclear facility nearly explodes, Pennsylvania, 1979. The first washing machine is patented, USA, 1797.
29 March Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Youth Day, Taiwan. 2 people killed, 6 hospitalised by sherry laced with strychnine, Alice Springs, 1981. First Federal elections held, 1901.
30 March "Paul Hogan Day" as declared by Tom Bradley, Mayor of Los Angeles, 1986.
31 March RTA Big Bike Ride for Multiple Sclerosis, Oberon to Forbes, NSW. Jazz in the Vines, Domaine Chandon, Coldstream, Yarra Valley, VIC. Freedom Day, Malta. Oranges and Lemons Day, England. Eiffel Tower completed, 1889.
       
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