The Perfect Diary is in a week-to-an-opening format, with a work by a contemporary Australasian artist or writer featured every week.

Below you can find the works by our contributors that appeared in the months of April, May and June of The Perfect Diary 2005.

You can see works from previous months and years by using the links at the bottom of this page.

 

4 April 2004 to 10 April 2005
 
11 April 2005 to 17 April 2005
A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
  [Skipping commercials is] theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial . . . you're actually stealing the programming.
Jamie Kellner, Chairman and CEO of the Turner Broadcasting division of AOL-TimeWarner - he graciously added "there's a certain amount of tolerance for bathroom breaks."



Ben Walker the leaf

 
 

I Think I’m Falling in Love With My Tattooist

I keep getting tattoos without letting on to my wife
the artist’s name is Rae, I love that name
also her perfume, mixed with the Bepanthen cream
soap and alcohol, her plaited brown hair
her brown skin scattered with tiny pictures
orange, pink, green, yellow and black
and today she is telling another female artist
she is so hot to see her boyfriend
he’s been in Darwin a month
she’ll bang him in the car
on their way back from the airport
then they’re off down the coast for a week
her kids will be with her mum.
As I go she says the colour in the one before this
hasn’t taken, perhaps it’s my skin
some are better
“Come back in two or three weeks
when this one’s healed
and then I can touch both of them up.”
“I will, I will!” as I move towards the door
trying to think of something more intelligent
to say.

John West


18 April 2005 to 24 April 2005
 
25 April 2005 to 1 May 2005
If I were to choose a people to hold in a state of complete subjection, it should be a people divided into religious sects, each condemning the other to perdition.
William Cobbett
  One hundred and fifty men of the 8th Light Horsemen jumped out of the trench but were all mown down within 30 seconds, sinking to the ground as if their limbs suddenly became string. They were waiting ready for us and simply gave us a solid wall of lead. Everyone fell like lumps of meat and all your pals who you had been with for months were blown out of all recognition. At the roll call I cried like a child.
Sergeant Cliff Pinnock, Gallipoli, 1915



Andrew McUtchen

 


Long weekend
(for M.)

it was a long weekend
but a short relationship
we courted on Thursday night
amongst the yobs at a bar in Bondi
by Friday we’d decided
to live like husband and wife
& were married by the Captain
of a house boat on Sydney Harbour
we spent all Saturday
on our honeymoon in Dulwich Hill
but by Sunday we’d separated
and filed for divorce
& late that night
we moved on with our lives
& by Monday
you’d gone back to your boyfriend
& I just checked the calendar
for the next long weekend

Benito di Fonzo



2 May 2005 to 8 May 2005
 
9 May 2005 to 15 May 2005
Listen to the cry of a woman in labour at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Soren Kierkegaard
 
  The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.
Orson Welles

Rona Green Sine Supremus linocut

 


Sex in a Country Train


It opened its doors
in a wide welcome, enveloped
us in the warm embrace
of a private compartment.
We closed the shutters, remained
blind to the rush of the world beyond.
Our passion burnt, eclipsed
the sun and the moon,
rose and dipped
like the rhythm and rattle
over hill and dale, lulling us
into a dozy oneness.
Later,
we wandered down the corridor, returned
to the cramped compartment
opened the shutters, raised the window.
Mist-grey air freshened our faces.
With narrowed eye
I wondered about the word
shabby.


Dawn Bruce



16 May 2005 to 22 May 2005
 
23 May 2005 to 29 May 2005
There was a young lady whose eyes,
were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
people all turned aside,
and started away in surprise.
Edward Lear
  I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls.
Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


John Douglas 'Meudon' to Sydney Heads

 


You

(For Melissa C.)

you with your eyes like a chess set
the eyes of a wise young girl
eyes of two eclipsed suns eyes of an owl
you with your neck like wine
like a river like a peach
you with the hands of a witness
with the hands of a frustrated housewife
the hands of a retired fortune-teller
you with feet of cream feet of a queen
you with breasts of the moon and of clouds and of sparks
you with breasts that dream when i stroke your spine
you with temples like feathers like a new-born baby
and your mouth of berries mouth of a playground
you with your mouth of a disciple
you with your back like basking sand-dunes
you with the throat of doves throat of blood
you with the legs of a bacchic hunter
you with arms like a saucer of milk
with arms like open fields
you with wrists of flowers and of diamonds
you with the waist of an avalanche
you with the sex of darkness of rock of waves
you with the hair of forests and of sleep


Matt Hetherington



30 May 2005 to 5 June 2005
 
6 June 2005 to 12 June 2005
It was for fun.
Lynndie England’s comment about the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib jail
  The sound of water escaping from mill-dams, etc., willows, old rotten planks, slimy posts and brickwork... those scenes made me a painter and I am grateful.
John Constable


Nina Roberts Untitled etching

Nina Roberts Untitled etching

 

micro-climate

for almost a year I’ve listened to your songs
light leaking from your doorway
and I’ve swallowed your moods like pills
as if I could diminish the bruises
it’s cold outside and the sun sinks apologetic and grey
I think of flamingo skies and then
close the door to my room
I don’t want you to look in my direction
I like peeking sideways in our kitchen.


Leanne Hall



13 June 2005 to 19 June 2005
 
20 June 2005 to 26 June 2005
David Beckham: You need to save all that energy for ******
Rebecca Loos: Is it ****?
David Beckham: Very, very ****, thinking of your **** and the *****.
Media reports of Beckham’s “textie” with his former PA
  There are no conditions of life to which man cannot get accustomed, especially if he sees them accepted by everyone around him.
Leo Tolstoy

Belinda Mason-Lovering David Page

 


MORNING SONG III

The flowers in the vase clench into a gang of fists
in the night, in time with your teeth which despite dog-twitch
and murmuring eyelids hold tight onto dream stuff all night.
                                 Our sleep is a secret

choreography in moon-time; a slow borrowing of arms and legs;
heads usurped from their daylight sovereignty by axis-backs
as we roll like sea rocks in the tide.
                                 Morning comes and the flowers

unfurl in time with your body-knot tied with boy scout skill;
in time with my tea-steaming.
                                 Love is so apparent in the morning.

It is a life-throe like a death-throe; the two-stomached ant
(one for the self and one for sharing);
                                 a whole night's gleaning

of potatoes abandoned by the harvest and misshaped as hearts.


Lu Holt

OWNERS OF THE PERFECT DIARY 2005: you have until July 14 to send in your Readers’ Choice Prize voting form (it appears just before the address section). The contributor who wins the competition will get $1,000 and we’ll pick a form out of a sack and send one lucky voter a top prize.

27 June 2005 to 3 July 2005
 
4 July 2005 to 10 July 2005
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Oscar Wilde

  Body odour can result in the loss of otherwise happy customers.
Amtrak train manual 1999


Bettina Kaiser
Childhood omen, foreboding my future life in Australia
acrylic on paper

 



I love that
          airport-headiness.
That heightened-emotioned
          thickening
          of the airless, too-conditioned air,
that suspendedness.

The departing business men
          buying for their wives
lacy contrition in a C-cup
          in lingerie boutiques;
the arriving business men
          getting knickered-out
with racy, flimsy things
          for mistresses.

The over-stuffed toy koalas
          wielding giant felt gum leaves
          like weapons
the over-sized ken done T-shirts
the over-priced chocolate boxes
          that won't pass through customs anyway.

The bent-backed,
          dragging baggage
          almost bigger than themselves.
The red-faced weeping,
          the hysterical hugs.
Those in-transit,
          groany-limbed and grating-jointed
          on impossibly hard plastic chairs,
flicked-through glossy magazined
          and soft-washed-over walkmanned,
bored brain-dead,
          glass-eyedly inert,
even the children too listless
          to pull at each other's hair
          or ask if they're nearly there-

that waiting,
all that waiting,
time taxiing past
          so slowly by the tarmac,
all that waiting.

The mad mingling-
          the turbans
          the urbanites
          the backpackers
          the briefcases
the strange music
          of muddled-in languages,
that irrelevance
          of origin, and destination,
that suspension.

That suspendedness
          between arriving and departing
in bigger cities
and broader lives-

That all-portending
          airport-headiness
          I love.


Fiona Wright



F E S T I V A L   A N D   E V E N T   I N F O R M A T I O N

noise logo

State of the Arts

Live Guide.com.au link
eventdiary.com.au link
eventsCorp

Sydney Events.com

http://www.spraci.net

Australian Tourist Commission
Queensland Events
 
Event Link




Artsralia - Australian arts and crafts links

   
   

 

A R C H I V E S
  2001 January  February   March   April  May  June   July  August  September  October  November/December
  2002 January February & March, April & May, June & July, August & September, October, November & December.
 

2003 January February & March, April, May & June, July, August & September, October, November & December,

2004 January February & March, April, May & June, July, August & September, October, November & December.
2005 January February & March,