These are the wonderful works that appear in The Perfect Diary 2002 in August and September.

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29 July
to
4 August
Semiotics tells us things we already know in a language we will never understand.
Paddy Whannel
5 August
to
11 August
In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves; the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy.
Ivan Illich

 

Pressure

Lava like cannon shot captures the ratings,
bombarding Tofua’s newmoonlit sky
in another volcanic display.
Bligh retired to cabin, his candle guttered now.
Since arriving in Tonga, late for fair winds,
he has traded poorly, been outfoxed,
named Fletcher first coward, then thief,
& taken hostage three native chiefs
before becalming, releasing them
& inviting Fletcher to dinner,
thus ending this binge of humiliation.
Fletcher spurns him, wanders the ship
asking the men through tears what he should do,
but his anguish is not their concern.
He destroys his papers,
wishing to spare his family shame,
takes provisions & builds a raft from yard.
He will drift away to moody isolation.
Now Ned Young from the West Indies
of jealous nature but quiet
baneful nephew of a baronet,
dark of skin, of thought, even dark of teeth,
eases from his usual place, the edge of things
where he stood hunched like an ironic sculpture,
whispers against this mad plan,
suggests alternative action.
Ian C Smith

 

Matthew Harding - Physical Spiritual

 

12 August
to
18 August
There is little doubt that if it were not for the nicotine in tobacco smoke, people would be little more inclined to smoke than they are to blow bubbles or to light sparklers.
M.A.H. Russel
19 August
to
25 August

I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist it.
Mae West

Uncle Sam

“How about those ’Pies Johnny?” said Sam. His sparse hair stuck out in a way indicating he washed it with Velvet Soap. The adidas shoes he had worn for twenty years were still, unbelievably, able to connect with a football without disintegrating. Uncle Sam was madder than last year but he could still kick a mean drop punt. And he always asked about the ’Pies. Sam came to dinner every Easter and Christmas. He caught the bus from Coburg with the small vinyl travel bag coming apart at the seams that is regulation issue for crazy lonely old men. He wasn’t really my Uncle, he was my father’s cousin and it was never clear how we got him. It took many years of post-prandial talk over the washing up for me to pry his story out of my mother. Sam had come home from the war a young man and had gone back home to look after his “disabled“ sister, and nurse his invalid mother until her death. By the time he turned around his youth was gone. The girls he’d stepped out with were married to other men. The programs to assist soldiers in finding careers were long closed. Sam asked me slowly what I was doing. His stutter and twitch were worse every year, as if the effort of speaking to others was something his quiet mind couldn’t remember properly. He smelt of camphor and had a plastic comb. It took my aunts five years of the 70s to convince him to get a telephone, and another ten years for a television. “I’m doing my honours in English” I told him. He blinked at this, as if trying to imagine a university, students laughing in a cafeteria, a lecturer speaking. In Sam’s mind I suspected the lecturer would be wearing a gown. I watched him turn his roast on a barely touched plate. “It’s wonderful for girls to have an education,” said Sam. He was so polite, well brought up, grateful to be invited. For forty years he worked in the Coburg Post Office. He never took leave or had a holiday. It was only when he retired that Sam changed into the old man riding the bus. A man grown slightly wild and unkempt from too much time alone. When he died the priest said Sam was the only man he had ever seen jogging with an umbrella. I helped clean out his enormous California bungalow, his family’s home, so it could be sold. There was no more of his family. He had never thrown away a newspaper. He ate mostly canned food and was living in one room off the kitchen, sleeping in a chair that was like a nest. Everything was dirty and cosy; even the matches were from the 50s he had used them so frugally. Bryant and May. But there wasn’t anything personal there that I could connect to gentle Sam. Through my aunts he left me money to travel to places he could not even dream of.

Anna Hedigan

 

Rebecca Edwards - Fern Spirit

26 August
to
1 September
You teach a child to read and he or she will be able to pass a literacy test.
George W Bush’s top tip to teachers
2 September
to
8 September

I well remember that the first pair of stereo headphones I ever owned, they were made by Pioneer, came with the instructions to Ôplace the electric ear muff of the right on the ear of the right and the electric ear muff of the left on the ear of the left.’ And ever since then, headphones have been called electric earmuffs at our place.
Terry Lane

TCHAIKOVSKY

Inanimate matter, meaning without soul ---
the winter sunlight on the paving bricks
beside the water. What after all if water
looked at us? a fluid changeless eye
watching how my hair and beard get whiter.
Water needs to hold nothing against death.
I picture a boy nestling against his aunt
as she reads the paper and the radio plays,
“So mi re DOH mi...” His aunt sotto voce
“That’s Tchaikovsky!” He peers at the lingerie ad,
a woman in a petticoat as he’d once seen
his mother, light touching every crest of her.
“That
s Tchaikovsky?” He’s learned something today.
This winter light blinks on the ruffled water.
I smile at the boy who for a time confused
music and women’s bodies. What could he know?
Just that, maybe. All he held against death.
Music and women’s bodies. Just that.

 

Craig Powell

 

 

Paddy Japaljarri Stewart
Yuendumu Door Etching, Door 5 Muturnapardukurlu Jukurrpa (Old Woman Dreaming)

9 September
to
15 September
Deciding to remember, and what to remember, is how we decide who we are.
Robert Pinsky
16 September
to
22 September

Raleigh and Belair smokers are addicted to smoking. ... They smoke primarily to reduce negative feeling states rather than for pleasure. Given their low income, smoking represents a financial drain on family resources. Saving coupons for household items helps reduce guilt associated with smoking.
1983 Brown and Williamson internal memo

Too many rainbows

That’s the trouble with living here
On the edge of things at Tamarama
You sit down to contemplate
Your lost love and the browned petals
On the orchid that he promised to get you
But that you had to buy yourself
And you look out the window
At the grey, grey clouds
And the little chink of blue
And there’s another fucking rainbow
Breaking into your cheerless mood!

 

Margaret Metz

 

Elizabeth Barnett
(click on image for a 33k version)

 

23 September
to
29 September
People want us to be always young, I know people look and they make comparisons to when I was younger. And that makes me a little sad. Because you realize that time goes by. Helo Pinheiro,The Girl From Ipanema
30 September
to
6 October

That’s a big no. The President believes that it’s an American way of life, and that it should be the goal of policy makers to protect the American way of life. The American Way of Life is a Blessed One.
Ari Fleischer, White House Press Secretary, when asked it President G W Bush would ask motorists to reduce fuel consumption, 2001

dear hoist

dear hoist,
still standing? still spinning?
still lapped by buffalo?
we loved you. weren
t allowed to
of course. but we did.
draped over, swung from,
cranked up and down,
merry-go-round on green sea.
Mum’s peeling carrots voice piercing
the flywire. we loved you
you arthritic backyard myth

 

Kevin Gillam

 

C Pacialeo

 

 
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1 August Nannup Flower and Garden Month, Gardens of Nannup, WA. Hughenden Dinosaur Festival, Hughenden, QLD. Emancipation Day, Trinidad and Tobago. Independence Day, Benin. Harvest Day, Rwanda. Honey Day, Russia. The first Mars Bar, made in Slough, England, went on sale, 1932. Herman Melville, a bank clerk who ran away to sea and then wrote Moby Dick is born, 1819.
2 August Freedom Day, Guyana. Farmers’ Day, Zambia.
3 August Shop and Office Workers’ Holiday, Iceland. Independence Day, Jamaica and Niger. Vida Goldstein becomes the first woman in the British Empire to contest an election to a national parliament, 1903. The man who Crocodile Dundee was based on, Rod Ansell, dies after a shooting rampage in the NT, 1999.
4 August First Indo-Chinese refugees allowed to settle in Australia 1965.
5 August Bank Holiday, NSW. Picnic Day, NT.
6 August USA drops atomic bomb on Hiroshima, total casualties more than 137,000, 1945.
7 August Dog Days, Japan (eat eels). At a National Academy of Sciences Conference a doctor, a chemist and an entrepeneur say they will attempt to clone a human, despite the many dangers, 2001.
8 August Nixon becomes first US president to resign, following Watergate, 1974. First recorded sale of Australian-grown tobacco, Sydney, 1822.
9 August Mount Isa Rodeo, QLD. Annual Dubbo Jazz Festival, Dubbo RSL Club, NSW. Genesis Space Probe leaves earth to catch some solar wind, 2001. USA drops atomic bomb on Nagasaki, killing more than 74,000, 1945. Thomas Telford, Scottish civil engineer, born 1757.
10 August Dan Rylands, of the Hope Glass Works, Yorkshire, patents the screw-top bottle, 1889.
11 August Opening of Britain’s first Women’s Institute at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, 1915.
12 August Queens’s Birthday, Thailand. The last quagga dies, Amsterdam Zoo, 1883.
13 August OÐBon (Day of the Dead), Japan. Women’s Day, Tunisia. East Germany erects the Berlin Wall, 1961.
14 August Royal Queensland Show Day, Brisbane. Kwangbokchol, Liberation Day, Republic of Korea. Independence Day, Pakistan. Don Bradman is bowled out for the last time, 1948.
15 August National Day, Congo. Independence Day, India. Mother’s Day, Costa Rica.
16 August Wade Frankham kills seven people, then himself, in a shopping centre, NSW, 1991. Edwin Drake drills the world’s first oil well at Titusville, Pennsylvania, 1859.
17 August Screaming Lord Sutch - founder of The Monster Raving Loony Party, dies, 1999. The Dy-Dee Doll, the first doll to wet itself, goes on sale in New York, 1933. Postage stamps are introduced in Belgium, 1849. James Brown’s birthday, 1928 (though he claims it was 1933).
18 August National Day, Indonesia. President Clinton admits to having oral sex performed upon him by Monica Lewinsky, 1999. Azaria Chamberlain disappears from a campsite at Uluru, taken by a dingo, 1980.
19 August Ag Quip Field Day, Gunnedah, NSW. Vinalia, Roman festival of wine.
20 August National Country Music Muster, Amamoor Creek State Forest Park, Gympie, QLD. Constitution Day, Hungary.
21 August The world’s first pocketphones - small radio handsets which operated within 100 yards of a public base station - were introduced in England, 1989.
22 August Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is published in London, 1865: 48 copies were sold.
23 August Melbourne Writers’ Festival, C.U.B. Malthouse Theatre, Melbourne, VIC. Newcastle Jazz Festival, Newcastle City Hall, NSW. Volcanalia, Ancient Rome. National day of Saudi Arabia. Release of Cohen Collects a Debt, the first Keystone Cops film, 1912.
24 August Ratchet Weekend Fair, Bluebottle Beach, NSW.
25 August Liberation Day, France. Independence Day, Uruguay.
26 August Feast day of Bartholomew, patron saint of tanners and shoemakers. Mount Vesuvius erupts, burying Pompeii and Herculaneum in volcanic ash, 79.
27 August Women get the vote in NSW, 1902. Frederick Peters starts producing ice cream in Sydney, 1907.
28 August National day of Indonesia. Mrs Bridget Driscoll becomes the first pedestrian to die in a car accident, England, 1896.
29 August
Reverend Dr Martin Luther King delivers his "I have a dream" speech, 1963.
30 August First Australian driver’s licence is issued to W.A. Hargreaves in Adelaide, 1906.
31 August Wildflower Spectacular, Shortland Wetlands Centre, Newcastle. Kangaroo Hoppet, Falls Creek, VIC. Independence Day, Trinidad and Tobago. The first Holden is produced, 1948.
1 September Festival of Gardens, Tumbalong Park, Darling Harbour, Sydney, NSW. Bundy in Bloom, Bundaberg, QLD. Revolution Day, Libya. Cigarette and tobacco advertising banned on Australian television and radio, 1976.
2 September The Great Fire of London begins, it will burn for four days and destroy 13,000 buildings, 1666.
3 September Westech Field Days Agricultural Show, Barcaldine Showgrounds, QLD. Vietnam National Day. National Day, Qatar. Cromwell Day, England.
4 September Kangaranga Doo, Quilpie, QLD.
5 September First recorded death from AIDS in Australia, Sydney, 1981.
6 September Labor Day, Canada, USA. French Government explodes a nuclear bomb under Mururoa Atoll, 1995. The first cricket test match was played at The Oval, London, Australia versus England, 1880.
7 September Capricorn Country Music Festival, Rockhampton, QLD. Rosh Hashanah. Independence Day, Brazil.
8 September International Literacy Day. Birth of the Prophet, Brunei.
9 September Women get the vote in Victoria, 1908. Documents are uncovered showing conclusively that the Liggett Tobacco Group intentionally manipulated nicotine levels in cigarettes and directly targeted underage smokers in its advertising campaigns, 1977. The first television transmission in Australia, Channel TCN9, Sydney, 1956.
10 September Nitmiluk, NT, handed back to Jawoyn people, 1989.
11 September Coptic New Year (wear red and eat dates). Enkutash, Ethiopian New Year.
12 September Take it to the Edge National Lawn Bowls Championships, Bluebottle Beach, NSW.
13 September Big Lizzie Festival of Vintage Tractors, Red Cliffs, VIC. Wagga Wagga Jazz Festival, NSW.
14 September

Tesselaar Tulip Time Festival, Silvan, VIC. The Soviet Union crashes a rocket into the moon, 1959.

15 September Keiro no Hi (Respect for the Aged Day), Japan. Costa Rican, El Salvadorean, Guatemalan, Hondurean and Nicuraguan Independence Day. Soviet Premier Nikita Kruschev, on a visit to the US, is outraged when he is not allowed into Disneyland, for Òsecurity reasonsÓ, 1959. Dingle, Sudden Solomon, Farrell and Clayton commit the first Australian bank robbery, breaking into the Bank of Australia and stealing well over £14,500, Sydney, 1928.
16 September Yom Kippur. Mexican Independence Day.
17 September Thomas E Selfridge becomes the first person to die in a plane crash, Virginia, USA, 1908.
18 September Chilean Independence Day.
19 September Royal Melbourne Show, RAS Showgrounds. World Peace Day (Bah‡’i). Steamboat Willie, the first Mickey Mouse cartoon, plays, 1928.
20 September Toowoomba Carnival of Flowers, QLD. Electric tram service starts between North Sydney and Spit Junction, 1893.
21 September South Pacific Dancesport Championships, State Sports Centre, Homebush, Sydney, NSW. Seventh World Firefighters Games, Brisbane and Gold Coast. Floriade, Canberra. Succot. Independence Day, Belize and Malta.
22 September Independence Day, Mali.
23 September Anniversary Day, South Canterbury, NZ. Spring Equinox, 2.56 pm EST.
24 September The first hydrogen-filled airship, powered by a three-horsepower steam engine makes its maiden flight, Versailles, 1852.
25 September
26 September The first railway line opens in Australia, a 22km line from Sydney to Parramatta, 1855. Sir Francis Drake sails the Golden Hind into Plymouth, England, having circumnavigated the globe in 33 months, 1580.
27 September
28 September Confucius’s Birthday. David Unaipon born, 1872.
29 September Simchat Torah. Michael’s Day (sleep in).
30 September Queen’s Birthday, WA. Botswana Day.
 
 
   
   

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