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 Hello there, I'm Clem, and I've lived in beautiful Bluebottle Beach, on Australia's Central Coast, for 93 years, and never left town once. So I can teach you everything you need to know about the Big Scary World. If you're feeling brave, just click on a biscuit to go to the subject of your choice.
Endorsed by Bluey the Smiling Bluebottle.
Keep sparrows away from celery by spraying it with tar.

Clem's Big Scary World CD - nominated for a 2003 AWGIE - buy it through the Big Stick Productions shop.

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